How to recruit the right person!

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with anopen window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze thesituation.

1. If they are counting the bricks...... ......... . .....Put them inthe accounts department.
2. If they are recounting them........ ......... ......... ......... .........Put them in auditing.
3. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.. Put them inengineering.
4. If they are arranging the bricks in some strangeorder..... Put them in planning.
5. If they are throwing the bricks at each other....... ......... ...Put them in operations .
6. If they aresleeping.... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .. Putthem in security.
7. If they have broken the bricks into pieces...Putthem in information technology.
8. If they are sittingidle........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ .....Putthem in human resources .
9. If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick hasbeenmoved....... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .Putthem in sales.
10. If they have already left for the day............. ......... .......Put them in marketing.
11. If they are staring out of the window............. ......... ......... .Put them on strategic planning.And then last but not least.
12. If they are talking to each other and not asingle brick has been moved............. ......... .....Congratulate them and put them in top management.

Inzimam Retires One day - Is it fair?

I believe Inzimam shouldn't have retired. He was a good leader and dedicated to his career. He was good in integrating the team members and boosting up their morales. He has worked hard all these years and what does he get in return? The government doesnt even care.

An ineffective person has been appointed the Chairman of PCB and despite his failure to manage the Board, his resignation was rejected. What is he doing in that position when he doesn't know anything about administration?

Pakistan has a tendency to misinterpret potential and credibility of people. If only the politics had been put on hold for the duration of the World Cup. Pakistan was in good shape and it could easily have won the Cup. Our players have always been the ones to surprise the world.

Asking the Right Question

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, " Father, may I smoke while I pray?" The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."


Moral of the story is ... The reply you get depends on the question you ask.


For example, if you want a vacation when still working on a project don't ask for the holiday.

Ask: "Can I keep working on this project while I'm on vacation?"

Benefits of Honey

Take one part honey to two parts of luke warm water and add a small teaspoon of cinnamon powder, make a paste and massage it on the itching part of the body slowly.It is noticed that the pain recedes within a minute or two.

Or arthritis patients may daily, morning and night take one cup of hot water with two spoons of honey and one small teaspoon of cinnamon powder.If drunk regularly even chronic arthritis can be cured.
In a recent research done at the Copenhagen University, it was found that when the doctors treated their patients with a mixture of one tablespoon Honey and half teaspoon cinnamon powder before breakfast, they found that within a week out of the 200 people so treated practically 73 patients were totally relieved of pain and within a month, mostly all the patients who could not walk or move around because of arthritis started walking without pain.

Hair Loss
Those suffering from hair loss or baldness, may apply a paste of hot olive oil, one tablespoon of honey, one teaspoon of cinnamon powder before bath and keep it for approx. 15 min. and then wash the hair. It was found very effective if kept for 5 minutes also.

Bladder Infections
Take two tablespoons of cinnamon powder and one teaspoon of honey in a glass of luke warm water and drink it.It destroys the germs of the bladder.ToothacheMake a paste of one teaspoon of cinnamon powder and five teaspoons of honey and apply on the aching tooth. This may be done 3 times a day daily till such time that the tooth has stopped aching.

Cholesterol
Two tablespoons of honey and three teaspoons of Cinnamon Powder mixed in 16 ounces of tea water, if given to a cholesterol patient, it reduces the level of cholesterol in the blood by 10% within 2 hours.As mentioned for arthritic patients, if taken 3 times a day any chronic cholesterol is cured.
As per the information received in the said journal, pure honey taken with food daily relieves complains of cholesterol.Colds
Those suffering from common or severe colds should take one tablespoon luke warm honey with 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon powder daily for 3 days.This process will cure most chronic cough, cold and clear the sinuses.

Upset Stomach
Honey taken with cinnamon powder cures stomach ache and also clears stomach ulcers from the root.GAS: According to the studies done in India & Japan, it is revealed that if honey is taken with cinnamon powder the stomach is relieved of gas.

Heart Diseases
Make a paste of honey and cinnamon powder, apply on bread instead of jelly and jam and eat it regularly for breakfast.It reduces the cholesterol in the arteries and saves the patient from heart attack.Also those who have already had an attack, if they do this process daily, are kept miles away from the next attack.Regular use of the above process relieves loss of breath and strengthens the heart beat.In America and Canada, various nursing homes have treated patients successfully and have found that due to the increasing age the arteries and veins which lose their flexibility and get clogged are revitalized.

Immune System
Daily use of honey and cinnamon powder strengthens the immune system and protects the body from bacteria and viral attacks.Scientists have found that honey has various vitamins and iron in large amounts.Constant use of honey strengthens the white blood corpuscles to fight bacteria and viral diseases.

Indigestion
Cinnamon powder sprinkled on two tablespoons of honey taken before food, relieves acidity and digests the heaviest of meals.InfluenzaA scientist in Spain has proved that honey contains a natural ingredient which kills the influenza germs and saves the patient from flu.

Longevity
Tea made with honey and cinnamon powder, when taken regularly arrests the ravages of old age. Take 4 spoons of honey, 1spoon of cinnamon powder and 3 cups of water and boil to make like tea.Drink 1/4 cup, 3 to 4 times a day. It keeps the skin fresh and soft and arrests old age.Life span also increases and even if a person is 100 years old, starts performing the chores of a 20 year old.

Pimples
Three tablespoons of honey and one teaspoon of cinnamon powder paste. Apply this paste on the pimples before sleeping and wash it next morning with warm water.If done daily for two weeks, it removes pimples from the root.

Skin Infections
Eczema, ringworm and all types of skin infections are cured by applying honey and cinnamon powder in equal parts on the affected parts.

Weight Loss
Daily in the morning, 1/2 hour before breakfast on an empty stomach and at night before sleeping, drink honey and cinnamon powder boiled in one cup water.If taken regularly it reduces the weight of even the most obese person.Also drinking of this mixture regularly does not allow the fat to accumulate in the body even though the person may eat a high calorie diet.

Cancer
Recent research in Japan and Australia has reveled that advanced cancer of the stomach and bones have been cured successfully.Patients suffering from these kinds of cancer should daily take one tablespoon of honey with one teaspoon of cinnamon powder for one month 3 times a day.

Fatigue
Recent studies have shown that the sugar content of honey is more helpful than detrimental to the body strength.Senior citizens who take honey and cinnamon power in equal parts are more alert and flexible.Dr. Milton who has done research says that half tablespoon honey taken in one glass of water and sprinkled with cinnamon powder, taken daily after brushing and in the afternoon at about 3.00 p.m. when the vitality of the body starts decreasing, increases the vitality of the body within a week.

Bad Breath
People of South America, first thing in the morning gargle with one teaspoon of honey and cinnamon powder mixed in hot water.So their breath stays fresh throughout the day.
Hearing LossDaily morning and night honey and cinnamon powder taken in equal parts restores hearing

Cars of 2008

Small Car Owners Drive Carefully

All you small car owners, beaware and drive carefully. The risk to life in case of accidents in smaller cars is much more than those driving big cars:

"Crash test results released on Dec. 18 by the Arlington (Va.)-based Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS) show that so-called minicars can leave occupants in serious peril, especially when they collide with much larger vehicles like the ones that populate most American roads. Optional Equipment Becomes Necessary IIHS reported that driver fatality rates in subcompacts are higher than in any other vehicle category. In fact, death rates in minicars are double those in midsize and large cars. Fatalities in single-vehicle accidents, meanwhile, are higher in smaller vehicles than larger ones. The new crash results show that passengers in very small cars can suffer serious or even fatal injury in collisions with other vehicles, particularly in side- and rear-impact crashes. Of the eight vehicles tested, all but one earned ratings of "poor" or "marginal" in at least one of the three tests administered. Models from Toyota, Scion, and Hyundai earned scores of "poor" in side-impact tests; the Chevrolet Aveo, a rebadged Daewoo import, earned a "marginal" score. "

Reference: http://www.businessweek.com/autos/content/dec2006/bw20061219_905974.htm?chan=autos_autos+index+page_news

Smaller cars are increasingly in demand due to rising fuel prices and growing traffic (thanks to ease of leasing). These small cars have been rated risky by security monitoring authorities. Being smaller in size they do not have side airbags; and their structural rigidity prevents penetration.
Among the dangers of accidents; brain damage, serious neck injury, internal organ injuries, broken ribs, and a fractured pelvis are the most common identified.

So to keep your heads on your shoulders you better drive carefully and keep distance!

Waste of time – Men cleverer than women

Recently a study has apparently just found out that men are cleverer than women:

“A study to be published later this year in the British Journal of Psychology says that men are on average five points ahead on IQ tests.
As intelligence scores among the study group rose, the academics say they found a widening gap between the sexes.
There were twice as many men with IQ scores of 125, for example, a level said to correspond with people getting first-class degrees.
At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman.”

Reference: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/4183166.stm

This is no news at all. If only they had opened up a copy of the Quran, they would have known so much earlier.
What these studies have shown today has already been told by God 1400 years ago!

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